People will camp in line for days, trample each other, pull guns, and pay thousands of dollars for the privilege of being one of the first to score a new, soul-sucking PlayStation 3.
If you are a senator, though, you just try to pull some strings. And if you're a corporate giant who hates said game console-wanting senator, you turn the whole thing into a political kneecapping.
John Edwards, the former North Carolina senator best known for his failure ...