Film sets are charmed work environments, filled with shiny happy people working together to create movie magic for millions to enjoy. "Please" and "thank you" prevail, and the occasional frown is quickly turned upside down by the sheer joy of the endeavor. "They pay us for this," the crew marvels. "Please, give the money to charity. Our work is its own reward."
Stop laughing. Or try not to, anyway, when that's the line that you, the publicist, are to walk for ...