I was chatting in a bar with a preacher about what a Hollywoodpublicist does, exactly. The minister seemed pretty hip to it all,responding, "Well, then, I guess you could say I'm a publicist forJesus. Amen, sure, but who pays the retainer?
He asked why stars need publicists at all, since everyone already knowswho they are. Good question. The good answer is, I'm not ...