It was clear from the get-go that baseball commissioner Bud Selig had no desire to be present when Barry "Yes please, more steroids would be great!" Bonds broke Hank Aaron's iconic all-time home run record.

Just from his body language, and from his extended period of silence on the issue, one could tell that Selig would rather be in Atlanta, or Aruba, or Abu Ghraib - anywhere that fans would not make a mental connection between him and the most hated ...