Mark Twain once advised, "Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel" (or pixels by the billion, as it were).
Today, though, the old news barons need revenue however they can get it; you're welcome to pick a fight with them, as long as you'll shell out $100,000 or so for a full-page ad in the offending rag.
That was how scorned New York restaurateur Jeffrey Chodorow decided to object last week to The New York ...