Please sit down for this announcement, loyal American citizens. It has come to our attention that shadowy ex-political figures who go into the high-priced corporate consulting business may in fact be for sale to the highest bidder.
We know - stunning. But rarely is the sliminess of this system on display as perfectly as it was last week when John Ashcroft, most famous for his YouTube rendition of Let the Eagle Soar (he was also an attorney general at some point, ...