You can learn a lot from Oprah. Not just about the badness of molestation, the goodness of books, and the sweetness of a free new car for all audience members.

You, PR pro, can learn the fine art of the cease-and-desist-but-still-love-me from the big O.

One of the thousands of armed lawyers who work to protect Oprah's reign over the world sent a pretty standard cease-and-desist letter to Patrick Crowe, a thankfully retired teacher whose somewhat creepy hobby is running a Web ...