Do not touch the Donald. Do not taunt the Donald. When you approach the Donald, drop to a knee, kiss his yooge (read: huge) ring, and back away slowly.
You'd think a lowly New York Times reporter would know better than to challenge He Whose Hair's Name Shall Not Be Spoken. But the arrogant Timothy O'Brien foolishly dared to write a book challenging the veracity of the Donald's account of his own net worth, among other things. This has, regrettably, forced ...