Round up your pets, strap on a life preserver, and wail to the heavens, all you environmentally concerned Turkish activists. I have news: Greenpeace agri dagi'nda nuh'un gemisi'ni insa ediyor!
That's right, heathens - Greenpeace is building Noah's Ark all over again. In Turkey! To fight global warming!
Admittedly, the connection between the 2007 version of the Ark being built as a publicity stunt on Mount Ararat and the warming of our planet via greenhouse-gas buildup is a little hazy, even to ...