Dear Delta Zeta sisters:
A sorority is a very special institution. Here at DePauw University, if you are not a sorority sister, you are going to be a very bored girl on weekends, considering the fact that we are located in the less-than-bustling city of Greencastle, IN.
So it is incumbent on all of you to do your part for the sorority. But some of us have not been "pulling our weight" - perhaps because that weight is too ...