Lindsay Lohan has little need for professional perception- management counsel. She is perfectly capable of being perceived all by herself.

Perceived well? That's the type of detail that is far too minor to concern the co-star of Herbie: Fully Loaded.

Lohan made a canny appeal to patriotism last week when she told Elle that she's dying to go entertain troops in Iraq - and has pulled some pretty big strings in her quest.

"Hillary [Clinton] was trying to work it out, ...