So it turns out that Ted Haggard, the famously anti-gay Denver reverend revealed to have had a gay affair with a gay prostitute, is not, in fact, gay. In other news, it turns out that members of the church may occasionally lie.
Haggard's magical revelation of straightness is just the latest example of the ability of an ill-defined "rehab" program to absolve a celebrity of all their sins.
Mel Gibson, post-rehab, is no longer an anti-Semite. Michael Richards is no ...