If you've been paying attention to the New York City mayoral campaign, you must be in it.

Because no one is paying attention to the New York City mayoral campaign. Ask most New Yorkers what they think of Fernando Ferrer and they'll tell you the Mets have jumbled their infield too much this season to keep track of every no-name Dominican import.

But last week, Ferrer did something so funny, so irreverent, and so out of character that not just one, ...