Hey, stand-up comedy world: You've really got to give it to Pauly Shore. And by "it," we mean "a job," please. Also, "a shower."

Shore's is a Hollywood story that we've heard a million times: curly haired slacker amusingly refers to himself as "weasel," wins fans momentarily, loses fans, films reality show about desperately seeking to regain fans, succeeds only in inspiring vivid hate amongst the populace. The man is a fallen idol. But instead of fading into the limelight and ...