On one hand, it's a little disconcerting that Canada's largest Protestant denomination has had to resort to running an ad campaign to bring in worshippers during the Christmas season. On the other hand, at least those ads feature sex.

The United Church of Canada (UCC) kicked off a campaign last week that Reuters said was designed to "provoke debate" on "deep and persistent attitudes and images of organized religion," blah, blah, blah.

Anyway, the sex: one ad shows a can of ...