The New Jersey Nets were close to breaking a record in March, but not the kind you'd want. With seven wins and 62 losses on March 22, the NBA team was dangerously close to having the fewest victories ever in a season. (The record for futility, 9-73, belongs to the 1972-73 Philadelphia 76ers.) With that in mind, fan Chris Lisi went to the game – a matchup with the Miami Heat –and put a paper bag over his head to ...