No matter what you call David Blaine – stuntman, magician, or idiot – he merits some respect for being an “endurance artist.” Really, you couldn't hang upside down over Central Park for 60 hours straight. So stop being such a hater.

However, it appears he can't do that either. Folks who have gathered since September 22 to watch Blaine perform this latest feat and possibly go blind were dismayed to find that he's going right-side up for short periods to drink ...