Kyra, a 14-AND-a-half-year-old brunette in the Southeast, "is bright and funny and full of life, and while she has little direct experience with the opposite sex we have made sure she is aware of everything she needs to know to be a good wife and mother." And she can be yours for only $27,995!

Well, not really. Real 14-year-old girls can be wooed with little more than a super-sized order of fries and a charm bracelet. But Kyra, with her lack ...