When was the last time you got excited about a boring old free giveaway program?

I'll tell you: It was December 6, when you found out that Planned Parenthood was giving away free samples of the newly available "morning after pill," right after your girlfriend called you and said she forgot to take her birth control yesterday.
 
Whether you think Planned Parenthood is a haven for women's freedom from sexist oppression or just a haven of satanic liberal harpies, ...