1 "Why don't you shut up?"
Spain's King Carlos to Venezuela President Hugo Chavez, who had just insulted the former prime minister of Spain.

2 "I never understood that line. The point was to inhale. That was the point."
Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) on his past marijuana use and President Clinton's famous excuse.

3 "Now my friends, I wasn't there. I'm sure it was a cultural and pharmaceutical event. I
was tied up at the time."

Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) speaking ...